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An Entirely New Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 23, 2016 by BrainRants

I have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible.  Precisely, it is the tiny Continue reading

Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by BrainRants

Have you ever been unemployed?  No?  Yes?  Well, for the first time in my life, I am.  Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you.  Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading

Beating The Odds

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2016 by BrainRants

If you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might Continue reading

Where Is Rants?

Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2016 by BrainRants

Pardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat.  Because my portion control issue Continue reading

Another Bacon Convert

Posted in Awesome, Random with tags , , , , , , on December 29, 2015 by BrainRants

Okay, so I just found this on the interwebs.  I have to say, if they had video cameras around when I was in short pants Continue reading

Grab The Moon

Posted in Awesome, Family, History, WPLongform, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 7, 2015 by BrainRants

This post will be a lengthy one because I have a lot to recount here about my day, and word count or attention span for this event isn’t a factor.  Those are irrelevant by comparison. Continue reading

Cookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome

Posted in Awesome, Family, Food with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2015 by BrainRants

Two questions up front:

1 – Are you hungry?

2 – Do you like shellfish? Continue reading

Dreams Do Come True

Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 2, 2015 by BrainRants

You might have seen recent news about something really cool.  No, I’m not referring to Trump’s latest stupid verbal fart that notched his dumb ass up a point in polls.  I’m talking about Continue reading

Virginia Is For Ranters

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2015 by BrainRants

In case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago.  For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading

I Have A Massive Deck

Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 16, 2015 by BrainRants

So twenty-five days later (not 28), I’ve completed screwing with my new, huge deck.  Don’t worry, pictures of my deck are below, if your screen is large enough to show them in all their massive glory.  I think I’m digressing, so I’ll move the hell on. Continue reading