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An Entirely New Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, History with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, Carl Sagan, Cosmos, Geico, life, myawesomefuckingwife, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, news, science, space on October 23, 2016 by BrainRantsThree Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, EDM, humor, jobless, life, news, porn, random, rant, shut the fuck up, tabasco sauce guy, unemployment on September 30, 2016 by BrainRantsHave you ever been unemployed? No? Yes? Well, for the first time in my life, I am. Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you. Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading
Beating The Odds
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags awesome, bacon, black widow, cow, deer, humor, life, random, survival, wasps, WTF on September 25, 2016 by BrainRantsIf you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might Continue reading
Where Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags ass, bacon, beer, cooking, family, humor, life, news, random, rant, wasps, work, writing on August 8, 2016 by BrainRantsPardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat. Because my portion control issue Continue reading
Another Bacon Convert
Posted in Awesome, Random with tags awesome, bacon, bacon baby, bacon is fucking awesome, Easton Beach, fuck yeah, YouTube on December 29, 2015 by BrainRantsOkay, so I just found this on the interwebs. I have to say, if they had video cameras around when I was in short pants Continue reading
Grab The Moon
Posted in Awesome, Family, History, WPLongform, Writing with tags Apollo 11, astronaut, autograph, awesome, bacon, blog, Buzz Aldrin, history, life, moon, news, WPLongform on September 7, 2015 by BrainRantsThis post will be a lengthy one because I have a lot to recount here about my day, and word count or attention span for this event isn’t a factor. Those are irrelevant by comparison. Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Family, Food with tags andoullie sausage, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, clams, cooking, life, mussels, New England, recipe, sex on September 4, 2015 by BrainRantsDreams Do Come True
Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags awesome, bacon, beer, big brass balls, blog, Donald Trump douche, humor, life, Marine Corps Ball, Marines, Mila Kunis, news, Ronda Rousey on September 2, 2015 by BrainRantsYou might have seen recent news about something really cool. No, I’m not referring to Trump’s latest stupid verbal fart that notched his dumb ass up a point in polls. I’m talking about Continue reading
Virginia Is For Ranters
Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags bacon, blog, D.C., humor, illuminati, life, meat, news, rant, squirrel, traffic, Virginia, WTF on July 7, 2015 by BrainRantsIn case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago. For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading