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I Love Fucking With The Man

Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , , on February 24, 2014 by BrainRants

Don’t believe the title? Well, I do. Why? Because I have little future in the Army so I’m going to have fun with what Continue reading

Shitting In Public Sucks – Starring That Guy

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy with tags , , , , , , , on January 14, 2014 by BrainRants

I’ve Ranted about urinal etiquette before, so you have to have expected the sequel on #2. Part Two for Number Two, if you will. Yes, I’m ranting about how I dearly loathe shitting in public. Sadly, all of this screed is inspired by a well-maintained Continue reading

Winter Fucking Sucks

Posted in Humor, Rant with tags , , , , , on January 11, 2014 by BrainRants

I received an interesting note from my uncle, who typically uses Reply All and then hits the Forward button on anything he finds either Continue reading

Where The F*ck Is Rants?

Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 5, 2013 by BrainRants

I’ve had a lot of kind notes and comments from The Blogosphere asking me exactly what Continue reading

Thanks For Nothing, Congress

Posted in Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 1, 2013 by BrainRants

Nobody should be surprised that I’m so disgusted right now I could vomit.  A government shut down forced by two squabbling, childish, spoiled sides of what is supposed to be an elected body of our representatives.  In other words, they’re supposed to be looking out for our interests, not theirs.  Can they do this? Continue reading

Paingod

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 26, 2013 by BrainRants

This blog post is inspired by another recent post (well, at this point, sort-of recent) by Madame Weebles.  Visit it and understand the pain she experienced in memorializing her cat, Pickles.  Awesome ink, by the way.  Anyway, in the commentary orgy that followed I nearly took over the poor woman’s post, so I elected to Continue reading

Rantswers 3.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2013 by BrainRants

Without any introductory bullshit, I’ll dive straight into my Rantswers® of the third edition, because who needs Continue reading

Random Thought #59

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2013 by BrainRants

I found this today.  This summarizes the Rants Creative Process:

Aaaaugghhh!

Aaaaugghhh!

Yes, I type with my forehead a lot.

Drunken Twittering…

Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 23, 2013 by BrainRants

Yeah.  So my good friend and blogging buddy, Twindaddy, recently availed himself of a significant life change.  Afterwards, standing victorious over the slain bones and juicy fragments of his enemas… uhm, enemies, he threw down his keyboard gauntlet in a challenge of bloggetary proportions, albeit Continue reading

Random Thought #57

Posted in Cats, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 13, 2013 by BrainRants

I had an interesting moment with my soon-to-be-ex cat.  Ever had a string Continue reading