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Embracing The Suck – Part Three

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 13, 2013 by BrainRants

Yet another angry venting of my cerebrum, semi-live from Afghanistan, also known as The Suck.  Not a lot of extended Continue reading

Embracing The Suck – Moving

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 2, 2012 by BrainRants

Hi.  How the hell are you?  Great, great.  Me? Let’s just say I’ve had better weeks.  Today, Rants Army, I’ll regale you with the sordid tale of what has kept me from actually doing any work this week.  In general, you all know it as “moving.”  Unlike many of my previous posts’ themes, Continue reading

Embracing The Suck – Part Two

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 18, 2012 by BrainRants

Welcome back to The Suck, also known affectionately as Afghanistan.  On the upside, by the time this post is up, I will be past my halfway mark.  On the downside, I will have almost six more soul-eating months to go.  This is my ongoing collection of Rantaliciousness on the topic of what I am forced to deal with every day here.  It’s a lot like starting your morning with an epic Continue reading

Embracing The Suck – Part One

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 23, 2012 by BrainRants

You probably think this has something to do with sex.  It doesn’t.  In fact it’s about the farthest thing from that topic I can imagine.  Sorry, but at the moment I have more important things to worry about.  We have a saying here in Afghanistan, actually several forms of it, all using the term “The Suck.”  I am in ‘the Suck.’  It is as much a state of mind as it is Continue reading

Assed Up In Grabassistan

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 2, 2012 by BrainRants

I know many of you in the blogodrome are pissy because I am not regularly venting my spew here, and forget about the daily  basis I somehow established and kept for months.  I feel your pain, really.  I’m about to unleash Continue reading

Reader’s Rant: That Guy Part Five

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy, Worst with tags , , , , on April 11, 2012 by BrainRants

It occurred to me that I’d lost track of this post in my Draft Rants folder here at good old WordPress. Thanks to the suggestions of loyal Rant Army members, this constitutes the fifth installment of my backfiring, engine-skipping, thrown-rod series on those retards who have been placed on Earth directly in our paths merely to serve as a Continue reading

Even More, More Shit That I Do Not Get

Posted in Economy, Humor, Politics, Random, Worst with tags , , , , , , , on April 10, 2012 by BrainRants

What in the sam hell is going on in this freaktastic world? Really… I cannot read the news without being barraged by smut-tastic or pimptastic or something resembling a scandalous portrayal of what we mere humans endure on a day-to-day basis here on Earth. Right? Why should I be scared to take in the Continue reading

Rant: A Taxing Issue

Posted in Home, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , , , , on April 2, 2012 by BrainRants

I know that the entire month of April will more than likely have WordPress completely clogged with all sorts of blog posts about taxes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Frankly I’m curious to see the ones in the poetry, photo-essay, and Continue reading

Why Our Future Is Totally Hosed

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags , , , , on March 30, 2012 by BrainRants

I read an article, which I’ll summarize below for my loyal ADD readers, that outlined some of the more useless courses available at the colleges we are sending our kids to now (well, some of us). We are totally screwed. Completely and totally bent over the table and taking it prison-sex style and without Continue reading

Reader’s Rant: That Guy Part Four

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, That Guy, Worst with tags , , , , on March 25, 2012 by BrainRants

You just have to love the power of crowdsourcing. All of us are definitely more pissed and frustrated than just one of us – or just me – in spite of the high levels of rantium (Element number 115) I have in my system. I’ve got some awesome feedback from the Rants Army regarding those people out there who are Continue reading