Archive for the Travel Category

Trolling Public Transportation

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Travel with tags , , , , , on October 23, 2014 by BrainRants

Here in my new and final incarnation for the Army, I’ve managed to stake out a job where I can’t drive to work and wouldn’t want to if I could. Continue reading

Douchebags In The Sky

Posted in Humor, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , on September 9, 2014 by BrainRants

Unless you live under a rock or, like me, projectile vomit upon reading or seeing news feeds these days, you’ve heard of the great debate over Continue reading

Moving Adventures

Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2014 by BrainRants

This post is long, long overdue.  I blame the Army and the bastards at the several moving ‘companies’ who have mangled my Continue reading

Virginia!

Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2014 by BrainRants

So, dear demented followers, I’m here in Virginia.  Why, you ask?  Simple: I’m looking Continue reading

Road Trip

Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Travel with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2014 by BrainRants

Question for you:  Would you drive eight hours, over 550 miles, for a hamburger?  For most people, the answer to this is Continue reading

Rantswers 2.1

Posted in Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 19, 2013 by BrainRants

All right, Rants Army, here’s the Rantswers for the second round of my advice/punishment column where I take on any and all reader questions.  Another great month Continue reading

Adventures In Jerseyland

Posted in Army, Awesome, Fred, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 10, 2013 by BrainRants

I just returned from my inaugural trip after Afghanistan II on the Army’s behest to go forth and do… stuff.  This one took me to Continue reading

Getting From A To B

Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel, Worst with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2013 by BrainRants

I am guessing that most of us, when we were small humans, heard one or both of our parents tell us this: “Be careful what you wish for.”  In truth, I did hear “Hold out your hands, wish into one, shit in the other, and tell me which fills up first,” far more often, but I was cautioned to beware my Continue reading

Surprise!

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 21, 2013 by BrainRants

As I sit here in some temporary quarters pecking away at my keyboard with my forehead, it is the Thursday, the 18th of April, 2013.  For my Rants Army out there Continue reading

Embracing The Suck – Part Four

Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2013 by BrainRants

So by now you all must realize I have come and gone already on my not-so-mid-tour leave. If not, go back to February and repeat. If you’re not a regular here, then why the hell not? Got some better blog to hang out on? Anyway, I have more rantaliciousness that I’ve gathered in that effort. I’m astounded that it took me six Continue reading