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Rantswers® 6.3

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , on February 17, 2014 by BrainRants

Good morning.  Or as I prefer, ‘Morning.’  Not usually much good about them.  Feeling Presidential today?  That’s okay, neither is he Continue reading

Rantswers® 6.2

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 16, 2014 by BrainRants

Heeeeyyy, whaaazzzup?  Yeah, that.  Okay, so here is the second of three installments Continue reading

Rantswers® 6.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , , on February 15, 2014 by BrainRants

 The sixth cycle of Rantswers® got such another overwhelming response I’ll have to break this shit down into three separate posts again.  I’m not complaining Continue reading

Rantswers® 6.0

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , on February 12, 2014 by BrainRants

Here we go with the sixth cycle of Rantswers®!  I was taking a dump the other day and realized Continue reading

Rantswers® 5.3

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , , on January 10, 2014 by BrainRants

Here is the long awaited (by some of you more impatient fans) conclusion to Rantswers® 5.0.  Again, this round Continue reading

Rantswers® 5.2

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , on January 9, 2014 by BrainRants

As promised, today brings the second in the series of Rantswers® for the glorious and awesome fifth iteration in that effort to keep you involved and Continue reading

Rantswers® 5.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , , on January 8, 2014 by BrainRants

I had such an amazing response to the Rantswers 5.0® this month that I’ll have to break this down into Continue reading

Rantswers® 5.0

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantswers with tags , , , , , on January 6, 2014 by BrainRants
Aaaaugghhh!

Aaaaugghhh!

I’ve obviously been off the wagon of regular Rantswers® given everything I’ve been loaded down with the past couple of months.  The good news is, most of the major muscle movements are over with, and I can see light at the end of the tunnel and relax for about a day.  After that, I’m sure the Army will, in its infinite wisdom, move me again.  But, on with the Rantswers®!

A quick review of the rules:

* You see this post, are fascinated, and want some humorous abuse from me. Perhaps you have a serious question, either type or both is fine.

* You scroll on down and post your question using the comment feature.

* Rants (uhm, me) reads and swings for the fence when he answers.

* You watch your subscription emails or the reader and stand by for the follow up. When you see the Rantswers® coming, you return, immediately hit the ‘like’ button, and enjoy the asshattery.

* Rantswers® happens monthly, generally around mid-month.  Or when I want.  Or both.

* Serious questions, as noted above, are allowed but if you desire a sincere answer please indicate as such, or you’ll get a Rantswer®. They look the same but taste different.

This month, Rantswers® will close comments at midnight on Wednesday the 8th of January.  Email write-ins and late entries will be mocked and derided callously.

Ready? Go!

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Rantswers® 4.1

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 21, 2013 by BrainRants

I had a great response this month with my Rantswers® to be sure.  I think my advice – and abuse – is doing some real good for a few Continue reading

Rantswers® 4.0

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Rantswers with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2013 by BrainRants

Here we are, heading into the fourth installment of Rantswers®, the awesome and interactive blog event where I come up with answers to your questions in my bubbly, Continue reading