I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I absolutely love creepy shit. Halloween is my second-favorite holiday after of course the tie for first Continue reading
Archive for the Family Category
Creepy Shit
Posted in Awesome, Family, Humor, Random with tags awesome, blog, Bugs Bunny, creepy shit, humor, random, sick imagination, toilet, WTF on November 20, 2014 by BrainRantsD-Day… Today
Posted in Army, Awesome, Family, History with tags Army, family, father, freedom, goddamn important, Normandy, Omaha, pride, Utah, WW II on June 6, 2014 by BrainRantsI feel compelled to put up a post about today, the 70th anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy Continue reading
Shit Mama Rants Said – 02
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Mama Rants with tags awesome, humor, lecherous, life, random, sex on April 17, 2014 by BrainRantsSo Mama Rants passed through my backroom office on the way to the first floor bathroom. Because it’s the damn floor plan. She overheard Continue reading
Where The F*ck Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, Christmas, fail, humor, life, random, rant, zombie apocalypse on December 5, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve had a lot of kind notes and comments from The Blogosphere asking me exactly what Continue reading
Random Thought #57
Posted in Cats, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags ass, awesome, blog, cat, humor, life, random, random thought, shit, string on August 13, 2013 by BrainRantsI had an interesting moment with my soon-to-be-ex cat. Ever had a string Continue reading
Pride
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home with tags awesome, blog, family, graduation, life, news, pride on June 15, 2013 by BrainRantsEvery now and then I have to stop and write down thoughts about things that go on in my life, and today is one of those days. Today is important. They say pride is a sin but I don’t care. Continue reading
Mom
Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, Home with tags awesome, blog, family, home, life, Mother, Mother's Day, news on May 12, 2013 by BrainRantsOkay, sure. Accuse me of bandwagoning here and doing a Mother’s Day post. But a quick check of my bio-RAM and the old Rants posts tells me I’ve never done one of these before. So you can think Continue reading
Retirement
Posted in Army, Family, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Army, blog, humor, life, rant, retirement on May 30, 2012 by BrainRantsIf you’re reading this blog, today should be the 30th of May, 2012. Assuming of course I use the schedule function here correctly, of which there is no real guarantee knowing yours truly, and I wrote this in early March. I also should be somewhere in Kabul, enjoying my second sabbatical in Central Asia. The significance of today is that this will be the final day of Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: Mama Rants’ Baked Spaghetti
Posted in Awesome, Family, Food, Humor with tags awesome, baked spaghetti, blog, cooking, food, humor, life, recipe on April 7, 2012 by BrainRantsIt never occurred to me to put this one up, mainly because as a kid growing up, we truthfully ate this way more than was probably advisable. Sort of like meat loaf – which I still can’t really tolerate to this day. I’ll eat it, but I don’t order it or make it. This dish will Continue reading
Chillin’ With Mom
Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Family, Food, Humor with tags blog, family, food, humor, mom, mowing on April 5, 2012 by BrainRantsI’ve been enjoying some days here in Illinois with my Mom this week. As you know, I’m on leave before I head for Afghanistan and then have zero time off at all. Even better, my son is here with us, scooped up in Continue reading