Archive for the Official Shit I Said Out Loud Category

Shit I’ve Said Out Loud #11

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , , , , , , on August 22, 2016 by BrainRants

I went and searched for the last edition of Shit I’ve Said Out Loud (which would be Number 10) and discovered that I posted that turd in 2015.  Wow.  I noticed that I’m accumulating awesome out-loud sayings at a much reduced rate.  I think this is due to Continue reading

Shit I Said Out Loud #10

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 10, 2015 by BrainRants

Oh.  Yeah hi there.  It’s been a while (since my time in Kharjackistan) since I’ve posted an official Shit I Said Out Loud.  Pardon the interruption, but Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? #9

Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , on March 3, 2013 by BrainRants

As-of writing and posting this using the scheduling post feature, it is April of ’12, and I’m fully out of awesome shit that I’ve said out loud. Now, knowing myself, that merely means that all of the stellar shit that spews from my dumbass piehole during this deployment has only built up on my document file for later, after Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? #8

Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random, Rant with tags , , , , , on January 1, 2013 by BrainRants

If my evil plans come to fruition as I expect them to fruit, you’re reading this on the first day of January, 2013. Which is, at least, the year of my return from Kharjakkistan. Or whatever buttcrakkistan I’m in. Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? #7

Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , on November 1, 2012 by BrainRants

Here’s the latest edition of “Shit I’ve Actually Said Out Loud.” Yep, I have actually said or sent these over email to someone at some point. Some have met with great responses, others not so much. This should be published on the first of November, so hopefully this Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? #5

Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , on September 1, 2012 by BrainRants

Just so you know, this I composed in April, and scheduled this as a post using the freaky schedule feature. I collected this stuff up over months and made a series of autoposts to keep y’all entertained while I’m Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud #6

Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , on June 1, 2012 by BrainRants

This work hopefully auto-posted successfully this first day of June. I mentioned that I wrote these and set each of them up on a timer, sort of like a bomb, if you will. Yeah, not so funny in light of where I am right now. Anyway, enjoy the hilarity, because I have little doubt the coming months will generate Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? Part Four

Posted in Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud with tags , , , , , , on April 1, 2012 by BrainRants

Being the first of the month, it’s time again for one of my monthly series, and this one you all get even more wacky shit that I’ve actually said out loud. Based on this stuff, people tell me I should probably get my own TV show.

Here’s this iteration:

“That is just three scoops of awesome.”

“I’m this close to going out and chlorinating the gene pool… starting with him.”

“Shit, I’m sorry, I guess I wasn’t speaking English when I asked you to do that.”

“It’s people like you that make me drink.”

“That just made me throw up in the back of my throat a little.”

“My Give-A-Fuck Factor is negative right now.”

“This is like prison sex… but without the tenderness and lubrication.”

“When you clowns get done playing grab-ass in the parking lot, can we get back to doing something vaguely military here?”

“I suppose you want fries with that, too.”

“This tastes so awesome I could just shout, ‘Fuck!’ and slap myself!”

Stay tuned for the upcoming few weeks, as I’ll continue to post daily as long as I can. Rock on.

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? Part Three

Posted in Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud with tags , , , , on February 1, 2012 by BrainRants

Well, after a particularly drunken restful long weekend, it is inevitable that I have either created or remembered a few more gems (or rocks, as the value of them lies in the beholder) that have fallen out of the tumbler that is my largely-empty head. Believe it or not, there are rules to this Continue reading

Did You Just Say That Out Loud? Part Two

Posted in Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random with tags , , , , , , , on December 5, 2011 by BrainRants

Sometimes I surprise myself with my own creativity. I started working on the Did You Just Say That Out Loud? post and suddenly realized I was racking up a healthy list of wacky crap that had flown out of my mouth. Never one to turn up my nose at free beer, I kept on plugging. Hopefully I can dredge even more choice utterances from the sick Continue reading