Well, shit has more or less settled. I went from moving to fixing to new job to… insanity… and then NaNoWriMo (which I rocked – check the front page swag and shit!). I finally feel free enough to do another Rantswers®. We all know my least favorite holiday is right around the corner (the one with a fat old toy pimp in red velour) so it’s high time to conduct the eighth installment of Rantswers®.
A quick review of the rules:
* You see this post, are fascinated, and want some humorous abuse from me. Perhaps you have a serious question, either type or both is fine.
* You scroll on down and post your question using the comment feature.
* Rants (uhm, me) reads and swings for the fence when he answers.
* You watch your subscription emails or the reader and stand by for the follow up. When you see the Rantswers® coming, you return, immediately hit the ‘like’ button, and enjoy the asshattery.
* Rantswers® happens monthly, generally around mid-month. Or when I want. Or both.
* Serious questions, as noted above, are allowed but if you desire a sincere answer please indicate as such, or you’ll get a Rantswer®. They look the same but taste different.
This month, Rantswers® will close comments at midnight on Friday, 12 December 2014. Email write-ins and late entries will be mocked, derided callously and urinated upon in printed form unless my ink cartridge is fucked.
Also – note that the Army/Navy game is this Saturday as well, so don’t expect any replies until Monday-ish, or whenever the beer finally passes from my system.