Weird Shit That I Have – 03
On this third installment of bizarre shit that I apparently own, I offer you the most totally random thing that I’ve found inside this huge-ass house.
I have no idea where this came from. It does not fit me, nor would I ever wear a zebra-striped, day-glo green-and-black sock. Beats the fuck outta me. Based on its size, it belongs to someone about half my weight. The wear pattern on the sole support that theory. Mama Rants fits the description, but would never wear anything this… this… awesome.
Any ideas out there?