Random Thought #59
I found this today. This summarizes the Rants Creative Process:
Aaaaugghhh!
Yes, I type with my forehead a lot.
BrainRants
I Win
I found this today. This summarizes the Rants Creative Process:
Aaaaugghhh!
Yes, I type with my forehead a lot.
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BrainRants
September 4, 2013 at 05:07
It’s probably one of the sickest, funniest, gruesome, accurate, hilarious gifs I have ever seen. Basically sums up my sense of humour as well.
September 4, 2013 at 05:22
I know! Thanks for stopping by!
September 4, 2013 at 05:08
HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! BR, you are officially a seriously funny bugger in my books bro, not much makes me laugh out loud these days, well-fucking-done I say! Thanks REDdog
September 4, 2013 at 05:23
No problem, RD, any time.
September 4, 2013 at 05:30
No, really BR, how many times do you find yourself going back to a post not just because it’s funny in and of itself but because it hits the proverbial fucking nail on the fucking head…my nose is still burning from the Kilkenny that came shooting through it at light speed…keep it up Cobber, love yer work. Rd
September 4, 2013 at 06:45
Thanks, RD. Here’s to beer in one’s sinuses.
September 4, 2013 at 05:11
I like where this one ends…yea, I’m.a ghoul…where is the red…
September 4, 2013 at 05:23
It splatters…
September 4, 2013 at 05:35
I know, this is an oldie and a goodie and why my company outlaws gifs..have you seen the BK drive by? Fucking hilarious.
September 4, 2013 at 06:46
I’ll try to find it.
September 4, 2013 at 05:42
Sometimes it’s just the first half, when the story comes fast and furious (like ten days ago when it came out in two hours). Sometimes it’s the second half, when the story comes with great pain (like yesterday’s which took four days to get right). Hence my haphazard posting pattern. Ahhhh…blogging.
September 4, 2013 at 06:47
I break it into writing, then editing, but what’s the difference?
September 4, 2013 at 07:18
Ahh, yes, writing is the purge, editing is the perfection.
September 4, 2013 at 07:38
Uhm, or something like, “making it less shitty” in my case.
September 4, 2013 at 07:45
Same in my case. “Perfection” is relative. Less shitty than the first draft is my goal.
September 4, 2013 at 07:57
In my case, it’s scraping off the bigger chunks of poo.
September 4, 2013 at 08:01
You scrape well.
September 4, 2013 at 08:10
…using a coal shovel.
September 4, 2013 at 08:13
It’s the best way. Dig deep and toss the black lumps into the fire, and then bask the majestic warmth of the resulting glow.
September 4, 2013 at 09:17
And the choking stench.
September 4, 2013 at 09:48
Eh, drink a beer and pretend you’re smoking.
September 4, 2013 at 10:03
🙂
September 4, 2013 at 05:42
Love the yo-yo eyeballs! I’m sending this to my IT department at work along with my next Help Ticket – maybe I’ll get faster service.
September 4, 2013 at 06:47
Not a bad idea!
September 4, 2013 at 18:38
Except when I got to work this morning and checked my email, IT had intercepted my email to myself with this cartoon and it was nowhere to be found in my inbox. I’ll have to check spam. Damn Big Brothers…
September 4, 2013 at 20:06
I recommend pipe bombs in the server stack.
September 4, 2013 at 20:22
Server stack? That sounds like the well-endowed waitress who brought me my order of pancakes at IHOP the last time I went there.
September 4, 2013 at 21:24
I’d ask her name, but I only dumpster-bang Waffle House waitresses. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
September 4, 2013 at 07:10
HaHa…me too! I like the humvee picture! If It’s not a humvee excuse my civilian ignorance.
September 4, 2013 at 07:36
You might have messages confused, but Yay! HMWWV!
September 4, 2013 at 07:15
Note to self: Do not volunteer to be Rants’ ghostwriter.
September 4, 2013 at 07:37
And beware splatter and flying fragments.
September 4, 2013 at 07:33
Indeed – this is me exactly, trying to write after vacation. I need to leave again.
September 4, 2013 at 07:38
What is this ‘vacation’ of which you speak?
September 4, 2013 at 07:40
Imagine yourself, trapped in a car with your family for hours and days at a time. Throw in some bad food, a few ripoff tourist attractions, some really filthy gas station restrooms and voila – vacation!
September 4, 2013 at 07:57
I think I’d rather trim my fingernails with a chain saw.
September 4, 2013 at 09:09
Man, you must go through a lot of keyboards.
Hope you Simonized the monitor to prevent splatter damage…
September 4, 2013 at 09:18
I get the military-grade ones.
September 4, 2013 at 09:31
That’s beautiful. No matter how hard I try, I’ll never be that creative. Best part: The eyeball.
September 4, 2013 at 09:34
Oh, I only found it online. I wish I could make those.
September 4, 2013 at 09:39
You’re crazy. You should have taken credit for creating it. I do stuff like that all the time. People think I’m much, much smarter than I actually am. I created a new word for it. “Tributing.”
btw, I spent six years in the Coast Guard. Military lite. It was the most satisfying work I’ve ever done. Sometimes I wonder why I left.
September 4, 2013 at 10:03
Thanks for YOUR service! That’s not ‘lite.’ I know some ports and harbors are more dangerous than some of the spots I’ve been in.
September 4, 2013 at 09:39
I’ve seen that one before. It’s quite humorous.
September 4, 2013 at 10:03
It’s based on a security cam loop of me.
September 4, 2013 at 10:16
Keeping close tabs on you, are they?
September 4, 2013 at 10:18
Goes with the institutionalization.
September 4, 2013 at 10:19
I was almost institutionalized once.
September 4, 2013 at 10:56
Wow.
September 4, 2013 at 11:44
No joke.
September 4, 2013 at 13:26
I believe you.
September 4, 2013 at 10:24
I’ve seen that one before. It’s hilariously true.
September 4, 2013 at 10:56
Isn’t it?
September 4, 2013 at 10:52
As long as your eyeballs are correctly typing whilst slamming the keyboard… I don’t want to see any typos.
September 4, 2013 at 10:57
I’m getting pretty good at that…
September 4, 2013 at 11:43
Please stop banging your forehead on the keyboard – I like the look of your face the way it is 😉
September 4, 2013 at 13:26
Trust me, my face needs all the tuning-up I can get.
September 4, 2013 at 13:36
A loufa would work better!
September 4, 2013 at 14:39
That, or a windshield.
September 5, 2013 at 08:43
I heartily endorse a windshield to protect your forehead!
September 5, 2013 at 10:29
I have one of those!
September 5, 2013 at 10:34
On your keyboard or hanging down from the bill of your cap?
September 5, 2013 at 10:37
Uhm, in my truck.
September 5, 2013 at 10:41
Do you write in your truck?
September 5, 2013 at 12:39
Not so much.
September 4, 2013 at 13:13
That’s how I submit my “T.P.S.” reports
September 4, 2013 at 13:26
MY STAPLER!
September 4, 2013 at 13:32
I’m pretty sure that’s G.I. issued
September 4, 2013 at 14:38
It is. It’s taupe.
September 4, 2013 at 15:10
Oooh, does it come with Rockets!?
September 4, 2013 at 17:02
Only when I’m pissed.
September 4, 2013 at 15:22
Lol – that’s cracker!
September 4, 2013 at 17:02
With bacon!
September 4, 2013 at 17:03
Hmmm, only if you’re makin spuds!
September 4, 2013 at 17:10
Still, bacon.
September 4, 2013 at 17:15
Meh. I concede!
September 4, 2013 at 20:05
It’s okay, because bacon.
September 4, 2013 at 17:34
Just out of curiosity, is it smoky bacon?
September 4, 2013 at 20:05
Sure!
September 4, 2013 at 17:41
Your creative process looks a little painful, but best laugh of the day!
September 4, 2013 at 20:06
Everything about my existence is painful, but thanks!
September 4, 2013 at 19:38
I knew it. The feds have been spying for years – that me at my last office job. Hilarious find. Thanks
September 4, 2013 at 20:07
Aren’t cubicles just grand?
September 4, 2013 at 19:43
Love it!
September 4, 2013 at 20:07
Thanks!
September 4, 2013 at 21:20
OMG!
September 4, 2013 at 21:24
TOTALLY!
September 5, 2013 at 04:11
Yes!
September 5, 2013 at 05:16
🙂
September 24, 2013 at 19:36
🙂
September 24, 2013 at 19:42
Thanks.
September 26, 2013 at 07:12
Ok!
September 4, 2013 at 21:21
Reblogueó esto en Don Chezinay comentado:
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El Booking Original de Don Chezina
September 4, 2013 at 21:26
Thanks for the reblog!
September 5, 2013 at 04:10
Your wellcome.
September 5, 2013 at 05:16
🙂
September 4, 2013 at 23:15
You can’t argue with the results.
September 5, 2013 at 05:15
Very true!
September 6, 2013 at 21:30
Best thing I did all week–take a day off, THEN open your blog post. I laughed loudly and heartily! I was Cubicle-Free! Hard to read your stuff in the cubicle because I usually sound like a pinched balloon, and people peek over to see what’s wrong with me. Loved all the comments, too.
September 6, 2013 at 22:20
That is simply pure awesomesauce, Scruf. Thank you.
September 7, 2013 at 07:45
That sums up my writing experience as well except there’s usually a cat staring at me like I’m an idiot.
September 7, 2013 at 07:56
Yes, they do regard us with a certain constant disdain.
September 11, 2013 at 21:10
AHAHHAHA so funny
October 8, 2013 at 16:16
Thank you!
September 26, 2013 at 16:23
Reblogged this on carloscarrillo2398 and commented:
this is soo funny
October 3, 2013 at 16:07
you are so funny
October 3, 2013 at 16:16
Thank you!
October 3, 2013 at 16:27
you are so awesome too
October 3, 2013 at 16:43
Thank you.
October 3, 2013 at 16:37
how do you do that
October 3, 2013 at 16:44
Do what? Blog?
October 4, 2013 at 16:03
no the moving guy
October 4, 2013 at 16:41
Oh.
October 8, 2013 at 16:06
how do you do
it
October 8, 2013 at 16:17
It’s an animated GIF. Right click it, save to your machine, impress your friends.