Zippers. On blue jeans… for men. Why?
That is all.
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Especially for the little guys…one time Chuck zipped himself up…I thought we were going to have to do surgery! The look of total SHOCK and pain on his face was terrible. (I tried to help him)…thank goodness the nurse was still there…
Yeah, little ones get in too big a hurry. I’m sure he survived just fine.
Oh, I’m so laughing…I just realized how that sounded….and I’m shocked and appalled at you – you were just so confident I was going to laugh..
No harm, no foul.
Well, it is funny…
Are you saying you didn’t laugh?
Just a little bit?
No, too cringe-worthy. You know?
Oh, as a guy, absolutely.
I was wondering if Whitelady thought it was a little funny.
I’m sure she did…
The nurse started laughing first!
“little guys” .. oh dear, I am more sorry for Chuck for that than the zipping up of the dangly bits.
Well, yeah. It really hurts. Based on personal experience…
Are you bragging?
I’d rather have a zipper than a button fly.
Personal preference I guess…
You’re welcome to all the zipper pants.
I can see why men would feel this way. I wonder what the reaction was when the first zipper-fly jeans came out. Guys must have said,”Are they out of their fucking minds??”
I know I did.
One of those days?
No, since I have no jeans with zippers. Good day, in fact… I’m doing woodworking.
I didn’t know you did woodworking. What are you working on at present?
A desk. It will be awesome.
Can you build me one for college?
Are you over 18?
I’m almost 20.
Then build your own desk there, Mr. Adult. 🙂
Too much work haha. 😉
Haha I might break a finger. I’m not the best with tools. I may try my hand at it some day.
You never know until you try.
Bingo. I shall then blame you when I saw my fingers off. 😀
That’s fine. My sympathy department will return your call with laughter.
Your sympathy department will be sued. 😀
My Rants Lawyers will address it with appropriate disdain. And countersue.
My Elite cadre of Illuminati members will then be forced to abscond with you and make you work in the salt mines.
Not likely. Illuminati or otherwise.
So am I.
I thought that was John?
On that, we are in agreement.
Never thought about that before, but yeah. You’re right, it could he painful…so now I have to because you made it easy when you walked through that door. Do you know they make jeggings, too? Sorry.
Define jeggings, please.
Jeans plus leggings = jeggings. Aka Meggings in denim with or without zippers. *runs away quickly*.
NO. NOT NO BUT FUCK NO.
LOL. Wasn’t sure what to expect…didn’t run fast enough…left ear is ringing in deafness. Button fly 501 jeans it is, then.
Yes, those are the uniform. Wait until I’m the Supreme Galactic Commander.
Personally, I wear jeans with zippers and have never had a problem. On the issue of jeggings, or spandex for men, OH HELL, NO!
Agree on that one.
sitting here with my legs crossed…cringing
Bound to be a conspiracy.
(better than lacing?)
Scenes of Something About Mary “WE GOT A BLEEDER” bring tears to my eye.
I am totally with you…
hey brilliant post I’m a massive bingo fan from Ireland
One never plays bingo in zipper-fly pants. Never.
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