Le Clown Militaire
Le Clown, bored and shivering cold in Canadiana, asked me one day to host him on his grand tour of the U.S. I put some thought into it, and came up with an awesome and action-packed day.
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BrainRants 
May 29, 2013 at 10:16
No Clowning. Heading over to there (do I need to watch for snipers?)
May 29, 2013 at 10:41
No, Le Clown can’t shoot for shit.
May 29, 2013 at 11:38
how is he at ducking? (he’s a gourmet after all?)
May 29, 2013 at 11:40
He survived the day, so good enough.
May 29, 2013 at 12:35
Left a comment over at Le Clown’s palace. Rants, this piece was total brilliance! Dear god my sides hurt from laughing.
Bravo!
May 29, 2013 at 13:48
Thank you Rachel. I do appreciate it.
May 29, 2013 at 13:36
OK, I screwed up big time – I commented over at LeClown’s thinking you had changed your blog (facepalm!) So forget I ever said anything about the new appearance of your blog but I will join you to fight Bieberisms! Most Canadians are ashamed of him too! He was cute at first, now he’s just soooooooooo annoying!
May 29, 2013 at 13:51
No problem, I figured that. As for Biebs, I’ve always thought he was irritating, and has merely grown exponentially moreso with each passing tantrum in public.
May 29, 2013 at 14:04
Except for Nickelback, I have never before been ashamed to admit a performer is from Canada, even Alex Trebek! But Bieber has just sent me over the edge!
May 29, 2013 at 14:07
I’ve never understood the Nickelback hate. Some of their stuff is good. However, I completely agree that Biebs must die.
May 29, 2013 at 14:20
You couldn’t manage to send a cannon (ball?) (charge?) his way could you?
May 29, 2013 at 14:25
Sort of. We have cannons still, but they breech load and fire “rounds.” Ask Erickson. He’ll educate you beyond your tolerance for new information.
May 29, 2013 at 14:45
Well that sounds all difficult & complicated – maybe you could send a tank to run over him then?
May 29, 2013 at 14:57
I put him inside the tank so I’d know where he was.
May 29, 2013 at 16:52
But then you’d have to listen to him & he’s so immature he’d probably want to touch all the buttons & everything. To me that would be torture!
May 29, 2013 at 17:12
It kept him occupied. Kind of like a toddler.
May 29, 2013 at 17:23
Since he has the maturity level of a toddler, I guess that would work. You must be a saint Rants to agree to spend time in a tank with him.
May 29, 2013 at 17:29
Tanks make everything awesome.
May 29, 2013 at 19:37
Next time you’re torturing a poor innocent at Ft. Benning, you should let me know. I’ll meet you in Columbus and reward you both with some Country’s BBQ.
May 29, 2013 at 19:46
We have Oklahoma Joe’s… google that shit…
May 29, 2013 at 20:17
Fuck yeah! You win. I would totally dig that shit. It’s a one stop haven – fill up the car with gas, fill up the body with food, and buy liqueur for later all in the same place.
May 29, 2013 at 21:50
For later is right – either go drunk or wait, because you’re not going to fit shit else inside you after Oklahoma Joe’s BBQ. Last I went, I left walking funny I was so full.
June 1, 2013 at 05:25
Reblogged this on emmeunrestrained.