Bill O’ Rights and Shit
Hi there! A short diversion here at the opening to say “Whazzup, bitches?” to all my Rants Army Homies. I’m all home and all frustrated by the mountain of laundry I have simply to wash Afghanistan off of everything I mailed, shipped and carried home with me. A detergent company owes me big time. I’m eyefucking you, Proctor & Gamble.
On to the content, because content is what they call it when you type randomly online in a blog or twat… er, tweet format. Sorry about that. I guess I’m a twit… or twat… as well since I signed up for the microblogging experience while on mid-(pretty-much-near-the-end)-tour leave to help promote the asshattery that goes on here on this site. That, and the fuckwittery, and the douche-lordshippery.
What is my post’s CONTENT? Okay, to be honest I enjoy trolling all sides of the aisle when looking for news. Left, douchebag, asshat, and then the other end of Fox, The Wall Street Journal, and The Atlantic entertain me each morning. Not to cite a particular webpage, but I did read a captivating article about our Bill of Rights.
The idea here was to solicit ideas from the blogosphere and newsosphere… the ‘scary’ part of the interwebz… and try to come up with some ideas. The idea, formed into a Jeopardy-esque question went like this:
What Constitutional amendment would you propose be added to the original and first Ten Amendments, which we ‘Murricans know as The Bill of Rights?
If you need a reference, see this link… God help you if I find out you have to use it, unless you’re one of my favorite Cañadans. Maybe it’s Canadianianianianian. Or some shit like that.
In other words, if you had a free pen to edit the Bill of Rights, what Amendment – or if you choose, wording to an existing Amendment – would you add?
Bring it the fuck on…