‘Shut the hell up and cook this shit’ – is translatable in all languages (let publishing handle that)…we just need to get you an iron skillet sponsorship…it could be the Chuck Norris of cookware – the Brainrants skillet – it cooks eggs and bacon right up and can double as a handy weapon…
With sharp, spiky thingies around the edge for better penetration of the skull…
So which poor slob exiled to the Aleutians is following you? Be sure to give him respects, and if he’s based on Attu or Kiska, I need an exterior photo of his quarters with a sign! (Don’t ask – stuffed Huskies are involved.) 😀
What? Wait …it can’t be! Man, now all I need to hear is that they decomissioned the CVN USS Enterprise, and that’ll ruin my whole dang YEAR!
By the by, did you get that drawing I sent you? A buddy of mine is trying to get me to invest in something of his. Some kind of round-ish thing, claims you can move things on it. Called it a wee? A heel? Something like that – think there’s any future in it?
It’s in the review and approval process.
Is this the Army’s review and approval process, the same group that is investigating whether the troops needs new boots at Valley Forge?
Oh Captain, my Captain! I’ve got my 8 year old twin granddaughter all annoyed at me for using your term “asshat”. The other one thinks I’m fine no matter how inappropriate my language. So thanks.
HEY! If you should’ve learned ANYTHING in the Army, it’s that if you want something done right, you do it yourself! 😉
Which is at war with the other notion of ‘you cannot possibly do everything yourself, so delegate.’
But that only works if you trust your delegate. And they frown on shooting your fellow soldier, so you can’t trust anyone over there. And if you can’t trust your fellow soldier, how can you trust ANYBODY? 😀
(Perverse logic, created while-you-wait. What a service!)
That’s not logic, it’s non-sequitur.
JE”s comments: My motto – Don’t be irreplaceable then you can’t be replaced!!
Also, don’t be irregular.
But if you’re regular, they can predict your behavioural patterns and ambush you. Better to be completely random in action AND thought. (Yeah, I know, “explains SO much”. 😉 )