Visual Xmas “F-You” Rant
Because I loathe Christmas…
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Because I loathe Christmas…
This entry was posted on December 25, 2012 at 00:01 and is filed under Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, blog, blow, Christmas, deployment, douchebag, fail, hookers, humor, Interesting Man, life, news, porn, random, rant, spam, WTF, zombie apocalypse. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
BrainRants
December 25, 2012 at 00:08
…Stay horny my friends. And buzzed. And jealous that you’re not me.
Happy Ho Ho. As my Pagan friends say.
December 25, 2012 at 00:12
I’ve decided to call it… Tuesday.
December 25, 2012 at 00:12
Too bad you hate Christmas – I had a good virtual gift for you on my Christmas Day post!
December 25, 2012 at 00:13
I’ll stop by and see it!
December 25, 2012 at 00:27
Check back later today – I haven’t written it yet!
December 25, 2012 at 02:07
Roger!
December 25, 2012 at 03:08
Happy commercial consumer stay up til fucking midnight to finish the last of your shit spend 300 dollars to feed your family who won’t let you sit on the goddamned couch day
December 25, 2012 at 03:19
You’re really bitter about that couch…
December 25, 2012 at 03:21
My couch is seven feet long with a chaise lounge on one end…you’d think there would be room. I’m a little person!
December 25, 2012 at 05:42
Sounds like a blog post to me.
December 25, 2012 at 08:37
Oh, it’s the beer guy! He’s too cool. The most interesting man in the world…mosquitos don’t even bite him! My favorite of his, says something like, “He punches you in the face – and you get up off the floor and shake his hand…” cracks me up every time….
December 25, 2012 at 09:50
I want to be that guy when my balls finally descend.
December 25, 2012 at 10:18
Well, uuuhhh, I don’t know about the ball thing, but you are already up there at the top of coolest dudes…you can do your own commercial: I always drink beer and when I do, it’s Coors….(it’s catchy)
December 25, 2012 at 11:12
Yeah, well I have ‘image issues,’ so I’ll never have my own commercial. Coors!! Hell yeah!! None here!!! Hell no.. damn.
December 25, 2012 at 10:50
A simple wish for you to have as happy a Tuesday (or is it Wednesday now) as you can. Though I think you should re-institute one tradition, and hunt yourself a turkey for Christmas dinner. There’s gotta be some useless second looies running around needing a 5.56mm enema. 😉
Be thirsty, my friend – but STAY safe.
December 25, 2012 at 11:13
I’m staying safe.
December 25, 2012 at 13:30
Happy Tuesday Rants!
December 25, 2012 at 20:20
Still Tuesday for you, but thanks, Granma!
December 25, 2012 at 20:20
Dude, if that’s how you celebrate it, wouldn’t it be xmas every day?
Have a great tuesday!
December 25, 2012 at 20:22
One might think… you know I’m kidding right?
December 25, 2012 at 20:25
Wait – it’s the internet.
I thought there was only truth and cats here.
And since the clock ticked over, hope you and yours have a great new year, Rants!
December 25, 2012 at 20:39
You too, Guapo!
December 28, 2012 at 12:11
hmmmmm….I wonder if at the ripe old age of 42 if I could get paid more per hour as a hooker than I get paid in my current profession.
Brainrants, I have misplaced your email or I would send you an email. In anycase, I realize I was really fucking with you in an uncool way several months ago – sorry about that. I’m not online much anymore but would like to be welcomed back here. Apology accepted or am I banned for life?
December 28, 2012 at 20:41
Yeah, totally didn’t help with where I am now. You’re on a comment-to-comment basis. And don’t email me.
December 28, 2012 at 21:49
fair enough.