Visual Rant I
Because I’m a worthless lazy fucktard you get this:
…then again, sometimes not.
BrainRants
I Win
Because I’m a worthless lazy fucktard you get this:
…then again, sometimes not.
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BrainRants
December 24, 2012 at 00:23
True dat!!! Happy December 25th!
December 24, 2012 at 00:48
Yay…
December 24, 2012 at 01:18
Sarcasm… It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
December 24, 2012 at 01:43
…It’s what’s for dinner! …The other white sarcasm!
December 24, 2012 at 01:41
The problem is sometimes the person you are dissing does not get the sarcasm, then you have to kill them. Happy Holiday Rants, and take care.
December 24, 2012 at 01:43
Luckily I’m prepared for that outcome.
December 24, 2012 at 10:45
For those in the know, that second line isn’t necessary.
For hthose who aren’t, it’s just a wasted warning.
December 24, 2012 at 10:49
Sort of like ‘steady, fire, aim.’ or
*bang* “Halt!”
December 24, 2012 at 12:27
But – sarcasm is just … WORDS. It just doesn’t compare with the satisfying kick of a recoiling rifle as that bullet smacks into ….
Um ….
Never mind.
Have as good a Christmas as regs allow! 😀
December 24, 2012 at 20:28
Reminds me of the Marine sniper interview question about what he felt when he killed a terrorist over 1000 yards away…
Answer: “Recoil.”
Merry Tuesday.
December 24, 2012 at 21:07
Merry Christmas man!! 😀
December 24, 2012 at 21:42
Happy Tuesday!!
December 25, 2012 at 00:46
Sarcasm is wit with a cutting edge!
December 25, 2012 at 02:08
I try for jagged, rusty, and mainly dull.
December 25, 2012 at 12:28
I would never call you dull Brains – rapier sharp!
December 25, 2012 at 12:30
You have no idea of the heights of my mediocrity.