Because I’m a worthless lazy fucktard you get this:
…then again, sometimes not.
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True dat!!! Happy December 25th!
Sarcasm… It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
…It’s what’s for dinner! …The other white sarcasm!
The problem is sometimes the person you are dissing does not get the sarcasm, then you have to kill them. Happy Holiday Rants, and take care.
Luckily I’m prepared for that outcome.
For those in the know, that second line isn’t necessary.
For hthose who aren’t, it’s just a wasted warning.
Sort of like ‘steady, fire, aim.’ or
But – sarcasm is just … WORDS. It just doesn’t compare with the satisfying kick of a recoiling rifle as that bullet smacks into ….
Have as good a Christmas as regs allow! 😀
Reminds me of the Marine sniper interview question about what he felt when he killed a terrorist over 1000 yards away…
Merry Christmas man!! 😀
Sarcasm is wit with a cutting edge!
I try for jagged, rusty, and mainly dull.
I would never call you dull Brains – rapier sharp!
You have no idea of the heights of my mediocrity.
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