Did You Just Say That Out Loud? #5
Just so you know, this I composed in April, and scheduled this as a post using the freaky schedule feature. I collected this stuff up over months and made a series of autoposts to keep y’all entertained while I’m gone.
Here you are:
“Here, Dude. Please kill me with this. Now.” (offering something pointy like a ballpoint pen)
“Okay, let me call him and put the electrodes to his balls.”
“I am about to head up to the top of a tower with a bag of cheese sandwiches and a high-powered rifle.”
“How about you stop acting like a little bitch for about a minute.” (Said to a guy)
“Yes, you’re so special and unique. Just like everyone else here.”
“Don’t tell me – I’m the only one here who is fucked up.”
“You’re grossly overestimating the fuck that I’m not giving about this right now.”
“That idea just shorted out my remaining functional neuron. Thanks.”
“You’ve probably been here long enough now… what do you think of our planet?”
“That is awesome. I just came a little hearing that.”
So there you go for September.