Random Thought #26

Why, for the love of dead puppies, is it more difficult to wrap a perfectly square cubical box as opposed to a non-cube?

Why do we use wrapping paper in the first place? What a fucking waste of time and money.

That’s two random thoughts for the price of one, fuckers. Merry Fucking Christmas.

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21 Responses to “Random Thought #26”

  1. I gave up on wrapping presents years ago. I think you have to be a mother to do it properly.

    Merry Fucking Christmas to you too!

  2. I just tried to wrap up an orchid. I’m a moron.

  3. We just keep reusing the same gift bags or newspaper. We have some really ugly packages under the tree.

  4. John Erickson Says:

    I can program a computer to factor a 3-dimensional table, but can’t wrap a box to save my soul. My mother was baffled by setting a digital clock, but could wrap oddly-shaped objects and even manage to use the scraps somehow.
    To each their own.
    I’m gonna go check the tripwires on the Claymores on the roof. A very merry Christmas to you, your loved ones, and to all your readers here. Enjoy!

  5. Merry Christmas you ranty bugger ! (^.^)

  6. Fucking buy a fucking gift bag next time you angry fucker, πŸ˜‰ XOXO
    Just kidding! By the way, “Dead Puppies ” is an awesome song.

  7. Just give the gift unwrapped with $2 attached to it and say “there’s your wrapping, merry fucking xmas”…

  8. That’s my greatest nightmare at work. Sometimes people want to give presents with the weirdest shape and it has to look good. Then I go mad.

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