More Disturbing Blog Links and Spams
Yet another distillation of the disturbing that regularly washes up the shores of BrainRants island. You really can’t make some of this shit up.
“saggy cat-boobs” – I do post a lot about my cats, admittedly. I never realized there was a niche for feline MILF and/or GILF porn. But who is the sick bastard Googling saggy cat boobs? Worse, that whackjob was reading my blog.
“Farrah Fawcett dandruff” – WTF. I have no idea how this could have possibly led anyone to my blog. Really. I didn’t even own her iconic poster as a kid.
“Suicide Clean-up…” – Apparently there is a whole industry out there that specializes in cleaning up the aftermath of people’s messy ends, both intentional and unintentional. Being the sick fuck that I am, my only question is about what segment of the supply chain of this business isn’t covered.
“how to tighten vagina…” – This is almost a repeat, except this one actually has a website dedicated to the ‘best vaginal tightenting products.’ I refrained from clicking the link because there are some things I just don’t need to know. This is one of them.
“cop training…” – This came from a ‘coptraining.net’ site and promised briefly to train me to be a cop. Hmm. What do I need to know beyond beer gut, mustache, mirrored sunglasses, and itchy finger on the Taser? Don’t spam me, bro! Respect my authora-tai.
“woodworking band saws…” – This is not spam. Finally, thank God, the spam works for me, not against me. We loves our woodworking power tools… prreeecioouusssss.
“follower packages…” – No, never. My package does not follow me. It always mainly leads (physically at least). As I never retreat, having my package follow me in that example is irrelevant. WTF.
“Your blog does not render properly on my blackberry – you might wanna try and fix that”– You know what, buddy? I’m here to hook your arrogant ass up, because I got a whole website full of people here who would love to assist you with your digital ineptitude, and quite possibly your fuckhead attitude. Since you kindly provided me with your email address (Gannon@gmail.com), I’ll turn this issue over to my Net-savvy
hackers friends to see how you like dictating terms to someone whose Give-A-Fuck meter sheared off the zero peg decades ago. You stupid waste of semen.
“Дорогие Друзья рекомендую Всем сайт, на нем Вы найдете громадную…” – Holy shit. I took Russian in college and remember about two words out of the experience. However, they appear to want my little buddy Fred to do porn. This is a clear threat.
“How to Make More Sperm http://www.spermpills.biz Increase Your Sperm Volume by 500%” – I’m left wondering exactly how I’m supposed to verify that I’m getting results given that sperm are so tiny. In the end, though, I just have no idea why someone would need more of any of that stuff. I’m going to stop thinking about it now.
This all just reinforces the notion that people will try to make money doing anything, even sitting at a computer doing nothing.