Hitting The Road: Last Outbound Update
Okay, everyone, the updates on travel for the outbound portion of the driving will be complete now, as we climb back into the Amityville Horror Car with Cheese and roll down to Las Vegas today. This ought to be fairly straightforward since we’re only a few hours out. I plan on resuming something resembling normal posts tomorrow, and then will probably share the hilarity of the returning inbound trip with you, since that will have to be more surreal than the driving completed so far.
The main challenge will be management of the hangover from last night’s carrying-on and whatnot. Reunions with family are always a great excuse to get torn out of the frame, and Di and her sort-of sister had a great time. I mainly nodded and made listening sounds a lot, and then continued armwrestling Mr. Coors and Mr. Daniels, who were my guests. At least until someone introduced me to Ms. Whipped Cream Vodka, who was a very kinky bitch indeed.
Some more random notes:
Someone turned up the sun’s brightness level during the night. Holy shit. Not funny. And why is everyone yelling?
I will claim my first In-n-Out today for lunch. Be jealous.
Yours truly employed his genius gland and figured out how to make the air card work in the RantTop. Total win.
I had the best Shepherd’s Pie made by an American ever last night. It was totally awesome. I would have taken a picture of it and shit, but it didn’t hang out on my plate very long.