Random Thought #20
I hate it when my socks get old and lose their stretchy, elastic goodness. When this happens, they stay up for about fifteen purposeful steps, then crumple around the tops of my boots in a defeated green pile.
This feels weird, like I’m walking around with my pants down, but not.
And why does washing them make the dysfunctional ones undetectable again? Then I inevitably pair a good sock with a fail-sock.