Another Milestone

I seem to recall several weeks – perhaps months – back, when I had passed either a 100 posts or 1000 site hits (not sure which one and not a lot of time because I have a List for the day to accomplish), I said something to the effect of, “When I pass 10,000 hits I’ll have a party, and you’re all invited.”

Thanks to being Freshly Pressed, I exceeded the 10k goal about three weeks early. At this writing, the site stands at 11,505 hits. Nonetheless, I’d hate to disappoint my Rant Army and be thought of as someone not good on their word. Therefore [using his Army Guy voice with raised, defiant fist]:

Tonight, my friends, my countrymen, my loyal readers, we celebrate!

We celebrate the defeat of stupidity, the agony of being pwned. We raise our glasses to the mocking of the ridiculous, and drink to all things funny. We shall imbibe until our ears seep our beverages, and we shall hurl innocent insults about one another’s football teams. We will utter veiled innuendo and brag unabashedly of our victories no matter how small.

We will drive our enemies before us and enjoy the lamentations of their women. We will pee in the shrubs, we will miss the toilet in the bathroom. Most of all, freinds, we will drink, celebrate, and laugh until we vomit.

Tonight, my friends, we celebrate, for tomorrow we ride back to into battle!

(catches breath)

Come on over. The beer’s in the ‘fridge.


61 Responses to “Another Milestone”

  1. Congratulations

  2. John Erickson Says:

    Tell ya what. I’ll take a raincheck today, but if you ever get over Ohio way, shoot me a note and I’ll find somewhere we can get you drunk for about, oh, say 96 hours straight. Deal?

    • 96 hours? Srsly? Hmm… Fucking so tempted…

      • John Erickson Says:

        How about I make it a nice, even 120 hours? 5 days you’ll never get back – heck, with luck, 5 days you’ll never REMEMBER!
        And non-alcoholic drinks will be made available – as long as it’s a variation of tea. πŸ˜‰

  3. Congrads.
    I’ll have coffee. My drinking career ended years ago.
    Keep this up as long as it’s still fun.

  4. That was completely awesome. However, I noticed you failed to mention your good bloggy friend Sparklebumps…. πŸ˜‰
    Rant on, Dude!

  5. Do you have red wine? Before I bother to put my glad rags on I wanna check….

  6. Hoorah, hooray and a thousand times huzzah!

    If I buy a really nice bottle of Champers to celebrate… and send you the receipt, will you reimburse me the expenses? Thanks.

  7. Hooray! I was looking for a party tonight. Can we play drinking games? For every blog you find with a humor tag that isn’t humorous you get to take a drink.

  8. savorthefolly Says:

    *chugging drink* *belches prettily*

  9. savorthefolly Says:

    *peeing on the shrubs* *too drunk to squat and balence at the same time – misses and gets underwear and shoes wet*

  10. savorthefolly Says:

    hello hello? anyone there?





  11. Yeah, you did. It was great.

  12. *groggily staggers into the house* *shirt half-ripped, pants on backwards, lipstick smeared on face* “anyone seen John E? Ranter and I lost him at the Mexican bordello but we thought the junkies from California brought him back. No? Fuck…

    Congrats, Ranter! Good show! Good show indeed (all said in a John Cleese accent of course.)

  13. Good going !! πŸ˜€ I’ll collect on the beer later πŸ˜›

  14. Nice. i think im starting to be allergic to vodka though and im getting worried, you have any other drink suggestions? Which post was fp’d btw?

  15. Woah, you’re hard core. Seriously, congrats on reaching the milestone.

  16. Shit! I can’t believe I missed another party! *sigh* Congrats!

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