Random Thought #3

I am creeped the hell out by dolls.

For some reason I was reminded of an episode of “CSI:NY” where the perp’ was a doll-repairer, and homie had about ten thousand dolls sitting on shelves to work on…

They all had that hyperperky, bright-eyed look, where every plastic and glass bobbly eyeball is looking… at… you.  At once.  All plotting your twisted and early demise.  Hating on you from the empty depths of their empty little plastic non-heart-having chests.  Creeping imperceptably toward you when your panicking, darting eyes look somewhere else.  Sweet Jesus it gives me shivers just thinking about the creepaliciousness.

Dolls are barely worse than snowmen…

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