Here’s the breathless, exciting conclusion to our second round of Rantswers®! Thanks to all the questioners and readers for their support…
Chris De Voss: What’s the best combination of ingredients to build the perfect sandwich/sub?
Go to a place called SubStop in Wurzburg, Germany. It’s right outside the gate of the base I was on… the secret isn’t the combination of ingredients, but rather the awesome of the fresh cheese (Germans do good cheese and ham), meat and such. I will always pick salt, pepper, vinegar and oil as my sub condiments, though. It makes it awesome, and sub sammiches I tend to lean toward Italian.
1. Can a woman teach a man to grill? If so, should she?
Yes, they can provided the man is emotionally mature enough to listen, process information and keep his hands and attitude (insecurity) to himself during.
2. If you knew you only had one hour left, how would you spend those 60 minutes?
I’d probably read a favorite book of mine.
3. How old is too old for tequila body shots?
Never, really, but I’m sure some mothers might get upset if you’re doing this with their 16-year-old boy. Just saying.
Melanie: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
You haven’t heard, I guess. She was zipping her itinerant ass around the Middle East and got beheaded by a group of Libyan jihadis, just after they stoned her thoroughly and called her an infidel whore. Sorry to have to break that to you. The State Department says it was just a demonstration and the President knew nothing of it.
Ddupre315: Ipad Mini or Nexus 7.2 ?
Nexus, hands down, because fuck Apple and their special cords, special chargers and uncompatible everything loaded on. I have an Android phone and love it, because free shit is… well, free. And awesomesauce!
Revis Edgewater: I have a blogging friend who denies that she, or any other female, passes gas or takes dumps. How do I finally get her to face reality?
I’m pretty sure 1Jaded1 farts and poops. However, if you can do this without looking too stalker-ish or date-rapey, install a ToiletCam. Record your evidence of fecal offloading and present her with the product. Granted, she’ll tell you that’s chocolate coming out, followed by lemonade, but you have to try.
Claudia Bette: Why is it that when I’m standing in a line the person behind me thinks they will get to the front of the line faster by standing 1 inch behind me?
He or she doesn’t think that. I’m guessing these are men, mainly. I’d recommend not using the bacon-scented perfume. You might also want to ease back to bathing once a month and throwing away your razors. Also , regular broccoli or cauliflower eating can aid in making people keep away.
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