Random Thought #52
Skeeve: You fall off a tall building, and as you plummet to the the ground, your eyelid catches on a nail in the side of the building.
Gotcha…
Skeeve: You fall off a tall building, and as you plummet to the the ground, your eyelid catches on a nail in the side of the building.
Gotcha…
February 27, 2013 at 08:14
Thank you. That was bizarre.
I think the hardest part of picking a building to jump off of is to find one that is exactly one scream tall.
Seriouslty, how embarrassing would it be to scream on the way down, then stop and have to take another breath? It would just take you out of the moment…
February 27, 2013 at 08:24
That is one damn good point.
February 27, 2013 at 10:13
Guapo- that might be the most excellent point I have ever heard!
February 27, 2013 at 11:12
I’m keeping that factor in mind. Just in case.
February 27, 2013 at 11:31
Hahaha, I like your way of thinking about this
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February 27, 2013 at 12:07
It’s amazing how philosophical one can get with a few pints in them, NBI…
February 27, 2013 at 12:34
Is it beer-thirty yet?
February 27, 2013 at 16:11
Who says you’re superfluous?
O wait – you’re in Afghanistan. But you can mentally support us. I’m afraid it will be needed.
February 27, 2013 at 14:20
Haha, definitely! We should do a Drunk Blog Post each week or something. Are you in?
February 27, 2013 at 14:55
Dear god, there is nothing good about that idea.
Hell yes!
No idea how we’ll sort out the time differences…
February 27, 2013 at 15:32
Hm, yes, that’s somewhat difficult. What time is it there now? Do you drink during the day or during the night? I’m sure we’ll find a good moment
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February 27, 2013 at 15:41
Since it’s a public blog, I’ll say that i don’t drink during the day.
Much.
It’s 1640, 27 February where I am.
February 27, 2013 at 15:55
I see, I see. Unfortunately, the only drinks I’ve got here, is water… If we arrange this Not Really Drunk But Slightly Overly Happy Blogpost Day, please warn me so I can buy beer. Or what about tomorrow night?
February 27, 2013 at 16:03
Ok, but you’ll catch me writing my Friday post. There will probably be lots of cursing…
(Fortuantely I have beer in my fridge.
February 27, 2013 at 16:12
I’ll see what I can do, ’cause I’ve got an realy lesson Friday morning.
But if I remember this, I’ll definitely go online, and let you know.
Cursing’s good btw. It makes pain feel less painful. Science, bitches!
February 27, 2013 at 16:15
That comment needs a “retweet” button!
February 27, 2013 at 16:20
Spread the word!
!
Or better: spread the conversation
February 27, 2013 at 16:53
Yes!
February 27, 2013 at 16:21
Btw, I’ve got an early lesson, not a realy lesson. I guess I tried to say ‘a really early lesson’…
February 27, 2013 at 16:53
And?
February 28, 2013 at 12:30
Could you make that a full sentence?
February 28, 2013 at 15:04
Not today, sorry.
February 28, 2013 at 15:12
Hmm, is there anything you’d like to talk about, or is it just because you’re stubborn?
March 2, 2013 at 00:29
I pick stubborn.
February 27, 2013 at 15:59
Okay, I’m superfluous here, bowing out.
February 27, 2013 at 15:59
Huh?
February 27, 2013 at 15:58
I would, but I can’t since I’ve got about two months in Afghanistan left. After that…
February 27, 2013 at 19:57
I fully support a drunken blog post!!!
February 27, 2013 at 20:01
I second that!
February 28, 2013 at 12:30
Okaaaay! This is going to be a hell lot of fun.
February 28, 2013 at 15:03
Yep!
February 27, 2013 at 17:21
Philosophical is good, right?
February 28, 2013 at 10:28
I want to drink what you’re drinking.
February 28, 2013 at 15:03
Coors Light.
February 27, 2013 at 12:33
Sweet!
February 27, 2013 at 16:07
Wait – you’re volunteering to join a drunken blogcast with me and NBI?
We should run the conversation through a foreign server to avoid prosecution.
Maybe Kamchatcka.
Or New Jersey.
February 27, 2013 at 16:20
Haha, Guapo, you’re making my night!
In two months, he’ll be free – we only need to keep quiet until then…
February 27, 2013 at 16:52
Huh?
February 27, 2013 at 10:05
Holy shit!!!!
February 27, 2013 at 11:12
I know, right?
February 27, 2013 at 10:13
What kind of shit are you drinking over there?
February 27, 2013 at 11:12
Who me? The usual.
February 27, 2013 at 18:17
Like Guaps I think you have to pick your building size carefully – not only do you want to make sure it is only 1 scream long – it needs to be high enough to make sure you get killed in the end. Otherwise, that ripped eyelid would be a bugger to deal with!
February 27, 2013 at 18:45
Well, more stitches there than you’d want, at least.
February 27, 2013 at 18:57
Could you imagine having to deal with stitches in your eyelid rubbing across your eyeball? Eeeeeewwwwwwwww! I had 5 eye operations as a kid & never had to deal with this horrible consequence.
February 27, 2013 at 18:59
I totally believe you!
February 27, 2013 at 20:30
Why wouldn’t you believe me? Have I not proved myself trustworthy?
February 27, 2013 at 20:32
Of course!